Meet Caomdarmás! (He insists there's no need for a last name). This surprisingly eloquent grizzly bear came into existence thanks to a typo – someone left out the 'd' in "beard," and poof... here he is!

He's a bear of few words, but when he speaks, his insights are profound and often surprisingly poetic. He might look like he belongs in the wilderness, but Caomdarmás is a scholar, a philosopher, and a surprisingly good listener. (Just don't interrupt him when he's reading Nietzche.)